IWebhu iyimithombo emangalisayo yolwazi, kodwa futhi iyinhlangano yamahlaya amaningi abadlali be-TV, izinkanyezi zefilimu, nezombangazwe. Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi uhlekisa ngenhloso noma cha, lezi zcaphuno ezihlekisayo ezichaza iWebhu ne-Inthanethi kufanele zifundeke kahle. Nakhu okuyishumi okuqoqa amaqoqo amancane ama-quotes nge-intanethi.
01 kwangu-11
Homer Simpson
- "O, ngakho-ke bane- intanethi kuma-computer manje!"
- "Futhi ulwazi oluphezulu lwe-superhighway lubonise umuntu ovamile ukuthi yini enye i-nerd ecabanga ngayo nge-Star Trek."
- "Awu, amantombazane ase- Intanethi ... ngizohamba nabo ku-inthanethi nanoma yiluphi usuku!"
- "I-intanethi? Ingabe leyo nto isasizungezile?"
- "Izingane zingcono kunazo zonke, u-Apu. Ungazifundisa ukuthi zizonde izinto ozizondayo futhi zizikhukhumeza, yiziphi nge-intanethi nakubo bonke."
- "Kuwo wonke amasayithi kuwo wonke iwebhu, kwakudingeka ngichofoze kuye."
02 kwangu-11
UDonald Trump
- "Ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi isihogo asifuni ukuvumela abantu abafuna ukusibulala nokubulala isizwe sethu basebenzisa i-intanethi yethu."
- "Silahlekelwa abantu abaningi ngenxa ye-intanethi. Kumelwe sihambe sibone uBill Gates nabantu abaningi abahlukene abaqonda ngempela ukuthi kwenzekani. Kufanele sikhulume nabo, mhlawumbe ezindaweni ezithile, ukuvala leyo-intanethi phezulu ngandlela-thile. Omunye uzothi, 'Oh inkululeko yokukhuluma, inkululeko yokukhuluma.' Laba bantu abayiziwula. Sinabantu abaningi abayiziwula. "
- "(ekuphenduleni umbuzo mayelana nokuhlaselwa kwe-intanethi) Ngokuphathelene ne-cyber, ngiyavuma izingxenye zalokho uNobhala uClinton esho. Kufanele sibe ngcono kunomunye umuntu, futhi mhlawumbe asikho. Ngicabanga ukuthi akekho owaziyo ukuthi kwakuyiRussia eyahlukana ne-DNC, ithi iRussia, iRussia, iRussia-angiyikho, mhlawumbe bekuyiyo. Ngisho ukuthi kungenzeka ukuthi yiRussia, kodwa kungenzeka ukuthi ibe yiChina. Futhi kungaba umuntu ohlezi embhedeni wakhe olinganisa amapremu angu-400, kulungile? "
03 ka-11
Dave Barry
- "I-Intanethi yiyona intuthuko ebalulekile kunazo zonke emlandweni wokukhulumisana kwabantu kusukela kusungulwe ucingo olulindile."
- "Kanjani, i-intanethi? Ngokuyinhloko yi-inethiwekhi yomhlaba wonke yokushintshaniswa kwedatha ngendlela yokuthi noma yikuphi ikhompyutha, noma ikuphi, ifakwe ngedivayisi ebizwa ngokuthi 'i-modem', ingenza umsindo onjenge-duck choking on a kazoo. "
- "Ngenkathi usubhubhisa ingqondo yakho ukubuka ukushayela okungenalutho, ukuguqula ubuchopho kwi-TV, thina ku-Intanethi siyashintshana, ngokukhululekile futhi ngokukhululekile, imininingwane engavinjelwe, esondelene nayo, yebo, eyinkimbinkimbi mayelana nezilungiselelo zethu ze-" CONFIG.SYS ".
04 kwangu-11
UGeorge Bush
- "Ingabe imigwaqo e-intanethi izoba mbalwa kakhulu?"
- "Ngizwa ukuthi kukhona amahemuhemu ku-Internets esizobe nawo."
- "Enye yezinto engizisebenzise ku- Google ukudonsa amabalazwe . Kuyathakazelisa ukubona - ngilikhohliwe igama lohlelo - kodwa uthola i-satellite, futhi ungathanda - ngiyakuthanda bheka i-ranch. Ngikhumbuza ukuthi ngifuna kuphi lapho ngifuna khona. "
- "Singaba nezihlungi kwi-Internets lapho kusetshenziswa imali yomphakathi."
05 ka-11
Dennis Miller
- "Abantu basabantu, bathi lokho abafunayo, akunjalo? Babevame ukusho kuwo wonke ucingo ngenkathi belenga ukugeza. Manje basho nje kuyi-intanethi."
- "Engingakwazi ukuyiqonda abantu abazithengisa ubumfihlo babo emakethe evulekile. Ungakwazi ukuhamba ku-inthanethi manje futhi empeleni ubukele ama-mutants nama-cybergeeks abhala yonke i-nanosecond yempilo yabo - yonke inyoka, yonke into ehamba ngayo, yonke imiyalelo yokuvimbela evuliwe ngabo nguWilliam Shatner - futhi bayigxile ngaphandle kwe-intanethi. Konke kuphakamisa umbuzo wefilosofi othandekayo: Ungasakaza kanjani impilo yakho uma ungenayo impilo kuqala? "
- "Ngoba njengoba nje ekuphileni, ekufeni ngeke sikwazi ukumelana nezinto ezintsha zakamuva futhi ezingcono kakhulu. Ngisho, i-casket ene-Internet hook-up?" Nginike ikhefu. "
06 kwangu-11
Al Gore
- "Phakathi nenkonzo yami e-United States Congress, ngithatha isinyathelo sokudala i-intanethi ."
- "Ngosuku engilwenzile ngalo mazwi, mayelana nokusungulwa kwe-intanethi, ngangikhathele ngoba ngangisungulwe ubusuku bonke i-Camcorder."
07 kwangu-11
Jon Stewart
- "I-intanethi imane nje idlula emhlabeni wonke amanothi eklasini."
- "Lezi zimangaliso eziyisikhombisa ezibonisa kahle ukuphumelela komuntu eminyakeni engaba ngu-2 000 edlule zizonqunywa yivoti ye-intanethi ... ngakho-ke funa izingxenye zangasese ze-Howard Stern zingene eNombolo 1."
- "Ngobusuku bokugcina sineCarol Moseley Braun kulolu hlelo. Ungitshela ukuthi kungani kufanele abe ngumengameli olandelayo we-United States. Ngifika ekhaya ngalobu busuku, hlola i-intanethi, futhi waphuma emncintiswaneni. ukuqagela ukuthi lokhu konke ukugijima kukaMongameli kwaba yisisulu sokuthola lolu hlelo. Gore wenza into efanayo. "
- "Ake sikhulume ngezwe langempela okwesikhashana. Sasixoxe ngakho ekuqaleni, futhi mina ... Ngifuna ukuletha lokhu ngaphambilini mayelana nezwe langempela, futhi lokhu ngiyicabanga njengesikhathi esihle njenganoma yikuphi. Ngiyazi ukuthi ngizokwenza lokhu, ngakho-ke ngizobe ngicacile. Siyiphulile, sicela ungabi namahloni. Ngiyazi ukuthi kufanele sibheke isizukulwane esilandelayo umhlaba ongcono kunalowo esinikezwe wona. Angazi ukuthi ngabe ulandele izindaba zakamuva nje, kepha sekuvele kude nathi. Ngaphandle kwendawo ehamba phambili yegolide yezinzuzo ze-intanethi kanye nomqondo wokuzikhukhumeza umbuso ongapheli, sasizwa uhlobo lomsindo we-pinging, futhi Hhayi, into edidayo ishonile kithi, ngakho-ke ngiyaxolisa. "
08 kwangu-11
Senenator Ted Stevens
- "Ama- movie ayishumi asakaza kulokho, i-intanethi, futhi kwenzekani kuwe-intanethi yakho siqu? Ngolunye usuku ngathola ... i-intanethi ithunyelwe ngabasebenzi ngehora lesi-10 ekuseni ngoLwesihlanu. ] Kungani? Ngoba ixhunyiwe nazo zonke lezi zinto ezihamba nge-Inthanethi ngokuthengisa. "
- "Bafuna ukuletha ulwazi oluningi nge-intanethi. Futhi futhi, i-intanethi ayiyona into ochitha nje into ethile. Akuyena iloli elikhulu." Uchungechunge lwezibhubhu. Futhi uma ungaqondi, lawo mathubhu kungagcwala futhi uma kugcwele, uma ufaka umlayezo wakho, kufinyelela emgqeni futhi uzobambezeleka yilowo nalowo obeka kulowo mbhubhu amanani amaningi kakhulu, izinto eziningi kakhulu. "
09 kwangu-11
UBill Maher
- "Kuyadabukisa ukuthi eminyakeni yobudala awukwazi ukuthola ulwazi ezinhlokweni zabantu - uma nje ubhala okuthile kwi-intanethi futhi ungangezi i-LOL - kuyiqiniso:" Angiqiniseki ukuthi ungumKristu. "- Angiqiniseki ukuthi uyisilwane esidlwenguliwe, Jay. Ungaba yisilwane. "
- "Nginombono wokuthi i-Inthanethi yenza abantu babe yizintambo - futhi i-FOX News yenza abantu babe yizinkinga."
10 kwangu-11
UHugh Laurie "eNdlini, MD"
- "Izinto ezithintekayo noma ezemvelo ... konke okumelwe sikwenze ukuhlola ama-parasites, ama-virus, ama-bacterium, i-fungi, ama-prions, ama-radiation, amakhemikhali, amakhemikhali noma ama-porn ahlobene ne-intanethi. Ngizohlola i-intanethi, izinto. "
- "Uthola izinhlungu, ugijima isifundo sakho se-bubble. Ngeke uthole lutho, kodwa ngizothola ihhovisi kimi. Kunezinhlelo eziningi zobulili ezingcolile ezithinta i-intanethi.
11 kwangu-11
I-Big Bang Theory (I-TV Show)
- "Uyazi ukuthi, uma" kuyisimo esiyingozi "ukusebenzisa i-intanethi, ama-satellite ezempi kanye nezindiza ze-robot ukuthola indlu egcwele amamodeli amancane ukuze ngiguqule ngokungalindelekile bese ngihle, ngiyinto evulekile."
- "Awu, cha, siphendule phansi ngokuthumela isignali emhlabeni jikelele nge-intanethi."
- "Khumbula lapho uzama ukufunda ukugebha kusuka ku-intanethi?"