I-Glossary of Common Texting Izifinyezo kanye ne-Web Jargon

Isichazamazwi semigomo yesimanje yombhalo

Namuhla, konke okuphathelene ne-intanethi ephathekayo. Imilayezo yethu idinga ukuba yifushane futhi ifake umlenze wokuthayipha kodwa sisadingeka ukupakisha ulwazi olunenzuzo kanye nezithako ezisisekelo zokuhlonipha nokuziphatha.

Amakhulu ezinkulumo eziyinkimbinkimbi zemibono ziye zaphumela ngenxa yalokho. Ngokuyinhloko ngokumfushane, le jargon entsha isisindisa izinkinobho zokuthi TY (ngiyabonga) no-YW (wamukelekile). I-jargon entsha iphinde ihambise imizwa yokuzenzekelayo nezinkulumo zomuntu siqu ('O RLY', 'FML', 'OMG,' ' YWA ').

Ngezansi uzothola uhlu lomlayezo wombhalo wanamuhla ojwayelekile kakhulu kanye nezinkulumo zokuxoxa. Zonke lezi zinkulumo zingase zifakwe ngaphansi kwe-lowercase noma umthamo njengesitayela somuntu siqu.

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I-HMU

I-HMU - Hit Me Up

Lesi sichazamazwi sisetshenziselwa ukusho ukuthi "thintana nami" noma ngenye indlela "ngifinyelele kimi ukulandela lokhu". Kuyindlela yamanje yesikhashana yokumema umuntu ukuthi akhulume nawe ngokuqhubekayo.

Isibonelo:

Umsebenzisi 1: Ngingasebenzisa ezinye izeluleko ngokuthenga i-iPhone bersus ukuthenga ifoni ye-Android.

Umsebenzisi 2: Hmm, ngifunda isihloko esihle ngokuqhathanisa nalawo mafoni amabili aqondile. Nginesixhumanisi endaweni ethile.

Umsebenzisi 1: Perfect, HMU! Thumela leso sixhumanisi uma ungakwazi!

Okuningi "

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FTW

I-FTW - Ye-Win

I-FTW iyinkulumo ye-intanethi yentshiseko. Ngenkathi kwakukhona izincazelo ezingenasiphelo eminyakeni edlule, i-FTW namuhla ivame ukumela i- "For the Win". Kubonisa intshiseko. "I-FTW" ifana nokuthi "lokhu kungcono kakhulu" noma "le nto izokwenza umehluko omkhulu, ngincoma ukuyisebenzisa"! "

• isib "i-anti-lock lock, i-ftw!"
• isb "i-spellchecker, ftw!"
• isb "ukudla okuphansi kwe-carb, ftw

* Emashumini eminyaka adlule, i-FTW yayinezincazelo eziningi. Funda kabanzi mayelana ne-FTW lapha ...

Okuningi "

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OMG (AMG)

OMG - Oh Nkulunkulu wami!

Futhi: AMG - Ah, Nkulunkulu wami!

I-OMG, njenge 'O Gawd', iyinkulumo evamile kakhulu yokwethuka noma ukumangala.

Isibonelo se-OMG:

• (umsebenzisi wokuqala :) OMG ! Ikati lami livele lihambe ngaphesheya kwekhibhodi lami futhi laqala i-imeyili yami!

• (umsebenzisi wesibili :) LOLZ! Mhlawumbe u-kitty uhlola amabhidi akhe eBay! ROFLMAO!

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I-WTF

I-WTF - Yini i-F * ck?

Lokhu kubonakala okucacile kokwethuka nokuphazamiseka okukhathazayo. Ngokungafani ne-'WG ',' i-WTF 'isetshenziselwa lapho kwenzeka umcimbi osabekayo, noma ezinye izindaba ezingalindelekile neziphazamisayo zithunyelwe nje.

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I-WBU

I-WBU - Kuthiwani Ngawe?

Le nkulumo isetshenziselwa izingxoxo zomuntu lapho amaqembu amabili azi kahle khona. Le nkulumo isetshenziselwa ukubuza umbono womunye umuntu, noma ukuhlola izinga labo lokududuza nesimo.

Okuningi "

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I-PROPS

I-PROPS - Ukuhlonipha Okufanele Nokuvuma

"Izinsiza" kuyindlela yokuthi "Ukuhlonishwa Okufanele" noma "Ukuhlonipha Ngokufanelekile". Izindlalelo zivame ukusetshenziselwa ibinzana elibikezelayo "kumuntu othile". Njengendlela ehlelekile yokuvuma ikhono lomuntu noma ukuphumelela, izisetshenziswa ziye zavame kakhulu kumathekisthi anamuhla kanye nezingxoxo ze-imeyili.

Isibonelo sokusetshenziswa kwesisetshenziswa:

• (Umsebenzisi 1) Izindlela zokuya ku-Suresh! Leso siphakamiso asinikeza ngempela sasilungile kahle.
• (Umsebenzisi wesi-2) I- Mhm , ama-props amakhulu ku-Suresh, ngokuqinisekile. Wabulala bonke abanye abethuli emhlanganweni. Wafaka umsebenzi omningi kulokho, futhi wabonisa ngempela ngempelasonto.

Okuningi "

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I-IDC

IDC - Angikhathaleli

Ungasebenzisa i-IDC uma uzama ukwenza isinqumo nomngani wakho we-imeyli, futhi uvulekile ezinketho eziningi. Ngenkathi i-IDC iningi le-emotion-less term, ngezinye izikhathi lingadlulisa isimo sengqondo esingalungile, ngakho-ke kungcono ukusebenzisa le nkulumo nabangani hhayi abangane abasha.

isib Umsebenzisi 1: singakwazi ukuhlangana esitolo sokuqala kuqala, bese siya e-movie emotweni eyodwa, noma sonke sihlangana phambi kwebhokisi lethekithi le-movie. Ungathanda yini?

isib Umsebenzisi 2: IDC, ukhetha.

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W / E

W / E - Noma yini

I-W / E iyinkulumo ephikisayo futhi engacabangeliyo, evame ukusetshenziswa njengeyindlela enhle yokunciphisa ukuphawula komunye umuntu. Yindlela yokuthi 'Anginaso isithakazelo sokuphikisana nale nkinga noma yikuphi', noma 'Angivumelani, kodwa angikhathaleli ngokwanele ukwenza inkinga yayo.' Njengezinto eziningi ezithandayo-ezinobudlova, le nkulumo ifomu lezinzondo ezigcwele ushukela.

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NSFW

I-NSFW - Ayivikelekile Ekubukeni Komsebenzi

Isetshenziselwa ukuxwayisa umamukeli ukuba angavuli umlayezo ehhovisi noma eduze kwezingane ezincane ngoba umlayezo uqukethe okuqukethwe ngokocansi noma okuhlambalayo. Ngokuvamile, i-NSFW isetshenziswa lapho abasebenzisi befuna ukuhambisa amahlaya amahle noma amavidiyo angcolile kubangani bawo. Uma sicabanga ukuthi izigidi zabantu zifunda i-imeyili yazo siqu emsebenzini, isixwayiso se-NSFW sinceda ekusindiseni abantu abangaba namahloni nabasebenza nabo noma umphathi. Okuningi "

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RTFM

I-RTFM - Funda umqulu we-F * cking

Lena impendulo enzima futhi engapheliyo ethi "umbuzo wakho ungaphendulwa kalula ngolwazi oluyisisekelo lokusebenza noma ngokufunda imiyalelo ebhaliwe".

Uzobona i-RTFM esetshenziselwa izinkundla zengxoxo, ukudlala ku-intanethi, nezingxoxo ze-imeyili zehhovisi. Cishe kuzo zonke izimo, ukusetshenziswa kuzokuvela ku-anti-spirited veteran ohleka usulu othile ngokubuza umbuzo oyisisekelo.

Kwezinye izimo, umuntu obhekene naye uzofanelwa inzondo uma umbuzo wabo ubalulekile kangangokuthi ubonisa ukungabi nalutho.

Okuningi "

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I-TTT

I-TTT - Kuya phezulu

Eyaziwa nangokuthi 'i-Bump'

Lesi sichazamazwi sisetshenziselwa ukusunduza intambo yokuxoxa esekhulile phezulu ohlwini lwamuva. Uzokwenza lokhu ukukhuthaza ingxoxo ngaphambi kokuba ukhohlwe.

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WB

I-WB - Siyakwamukela

Leli gama elihle livamile emiphakathini ye-intanethi (isb. I-MMO yokudlala), noma ngezikhathi ezijwayelekile ze-IM ezingxoxweni zomsebenzi zabantu. Uma umuntu efaka "emuva" ukumemezela ukubuyela kwabo kwikhompyutha / ifoni, ezinye izinhlobo zeqembu 'WB' ukumbingelela lowo muntu.

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SMH

SMH - Shaking Head My

I-SMH isetshenziselwa ukubonisa ukungakholwa komuntu oyisiphukuphuku noma isinqumo esibi. Yindlela yokudlulisa isahlulelo kwabanye izenzo zabantu.

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KUPHELA

KUPHELA - Kodwa Ngisakuthanda

Lesi slangisi se-slang sisetshenziselwa uthando oludlalwayo, ngokuvamile ngezikhathi ezingezansi ku-intanethi noma izingxabano. Kungasetshenziselwa ukusho ukuthi "akukho mzwelo onzima", noma "singabangane", noma "Angithandi lokho osanda kukusho, kodwa ngeke ngikubhekise ngokumelene nawe. KUPHELA kusetshenziswa kakhulu phakathi kwabantu bajwayele omunye nomunye.

Okuningi "

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I-TYVM

I-TYVM - Ngiyabonga Kakhulu kakhulu

Lona uhlobo lokuhlonipha okuvamile, olufinyelelwe ezincwadini ezine.

Bheka futhi: TY - Ngiyabonga

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I-GTG

I-GTG - Sikulungele ukuhamba

Futhi: I-GTG - Kufanele Ngiye

I-GTG iyindlela yokuthi "Ngilungile" noma "sesilungele". Kuvamile uma imiyalezo ihlela umcimbi weqembu, futhi konke kuhambisane nokuhleleka.

• isib: Umsebenzisi 1: Uthole i-buns ne-soda pop yepikinikini?
• isib Umsebenzisi 2: Mane nje udinga ubunikazi bese u-GTG.

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LOL (LOLZ, LAWLZ)

I-LOL - Ukuhleka Okuphumayo

Futhi: I- LOLZ - Ukuhleka Okuphumayo

Futhi: i-LAWLZ - Ukuhleka Okuphumayo (ku-leetspeak spelling)

Futhi: I-PMSL - P * ixosha ngokwami ​​Ukuhleka

Njengo-ROFL, i-LOL isetshenziselwa ukuveza amahlaya kanye nokuhleka okuzenzekelayo. Kungenzeka ukuthi isigijimi somlayezo wombhalo ojwayelekile kakhulu ekusebenziseni namuhla.

Uzobona ukuhluka okufana ne-LOLZ (inguqulo ye-LOL, i-ROFL (i-Rolling on Floor Laughing), ne-ROFLMAO (i-Rolling Floor, i-Laugh My Ass Off). E-United Kingdom, i-PMSL nayo inguqulo evamile ye-LOL.

"I-LOL" ne-"LOLZ" ivame ukuphrinta yonke imisindo, kodwa futhi ingabhala "lol" noma "lolz". Zombili izinguqulo zisho into efanayo. Vele uqaphele ukuthi ungatheyipha yonke imisho ekukhuleni, ngoba lokho kubhekwa njengokumemeza okukhulu.

Okuningi "

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I-BRB

I-BRB - Buyela Ngesokudla

Lona usho ukuthi udade ubizwa ngokuthi 'bio' futhi 'afk'. I-BRB isho ukuthi udinga ukushiya ifoni noma ikhomphyutha imizuzu embalwa, kodwa uzobuya ngokushesha. I-BRB ivame ukuhlanganiswa nenye uhlobo lokuchazwa okusheshayo ngokuthi kungani usuka kude:

• isib. BRB doorbell
• isib. inja ye-brb idinga ukuphuma
• isib brb bio
• isib. izingane ze-BRB zenza umonakalo
• isib. i-BRB - isitofu idibanisa
• isbb umuntu othile komunye umgca

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I-OATUS

I-OATUS - Esihlokweni Esingaxhunywanga Njalo

"I-OATUS" ikhona "Esihlokweni Esingaxhunyiwe Nonke". Lokhu kuyi-internet shorthand yokushintsha isihloko sezingxoxo. U-OATUS uvame ukusetshenziselwa ukuxoxa nge-intanethi, lapho isihloko sezingxoxo zamanje sichitha imizuzu eminingana, kodwa ufisa ukushintsha isiqondiso sengxoxo ngenkathi, ngokuvamile ngoba kukhona okuvele kwenzeke kuwe.

Isibonelo sokusetshenziswa kwe-OATUS:

• (Umsebenzisi 1) Angikhathaleli ukuthi uSteve Jobs uthi, i-Apple i-hardware-ivala nathi * futhi * yenqaba ukwamukela ukuthi sifuna ukuba nama-Flash kanye nama-USB amathrekhi.
• (Umsebenzisi 2) Yebo, kodwa i-Apple isenza amafoni angcono kakhulu namaphilisi e-slate. Futhi ungathola i-hardware ukukunika amarekhodi e-USB
• . (Umsebenzisi 3) Amantombazane, i-OATUS: Ngidinga usizo nge-Firefox yami.
• (Umsebenzisi 2) Ingabe kukhona okungalungile nge-Firefox yakho? (Umsebenzisi 3) Akuqinisekisiwe. Iqhubeka inginika umlayezo wephutha uma ngizama ukungena ku-Hotmail yami.

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BBIAB

I-BBIAB - Buyela emuva kancane (bheka futhi: i-BRB - Yiba Ngesokudla)

I-BBIAB enye indlela yokuthi 'AFK' (kude nekhibhodi). Lokhu kusho okuhloniphekile abasebenzisi abasebenzisa ukuthi basuka kwamakhompyutha abo imizuzu embalwa. Ngomongo wengxoxo, kuyindlela ehloniphekile yokusho ukuthi 'Ngeke ngiphendule imizuzu embalwa, njengoba ngingenakuthola'.

Okuningi "

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ROFL (ROFLMAO)

I-ROFL - i-Rolling on Floor, ihleka

Futhi: ROFLMAO - Rolling on Floor, Ukuhleka kwami ​​* Offs Off

I-ROFL "iyinkulumo evamile yokukhuluma nge-laughter." I-Rolling on Floor, Ehleka. "Futhi uzobona ukuhluka okufana ne-LOL (Ukuhleka Kwangaphandle), ne-ROFLMAO (Rolling on Floor, Laugh My * s Off).

Okuningi "

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I-WTB (i-WTT)

I-WTB - Ufuna Ukuthenga

Futhi: I-WTT - Ufuna Ukuhweba

Lokhu kusho ukuhleka, okuvame ukusetshenziswa ku-jibe noma ukuhlekisa umuntu. 'Abasebenzi behhovisi le-WTB abangenabuvi' bangaba yindlela yokuhleka ukutshela ozakwabo ukuthi bangabanqunu. 'I-WTB impilo' iyindlela yokuzikhandla yokusho ukuthi 'Angijabuli'.

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O RLY

O RLY - O, Ngempela?

"O RLY", ("oh ngempela") impendulo ye-slang yokuveza ukungabaza okuphazamisayo, ukuphazamiseka, noma ukungavumelani komunye umsebenzisi we-intanethi. Ungasebenzisa le nkulumo uma omunye umuntu enza isitatimende esibuzayo noma isimangalo samanga, futhi ufisa ukwenza impendulo enhle kumalruth abo abonakalayo.

Amagama afanayo e-"O RLY" a "CHA CHA!" (ayikho indlela!) ne "YA RLY" (yebo, ngempela).

"U-RLY" uvame ukuphrinta yonke imishini, kodwa futhi ingabizwa ngokuthi "O Rly" noma "o rly". Zonke izinguqulo zisho into efanayo. Vele uqaphele ukuthi ungatheyipha yonke imisho ekukhuleni, ngoba lokho kubhekwa njengokumemeza okukhulu.

Ngesikhathi ukusetshenziswa kwe- "O RLY" kunesici sokuhlekisa, kubonakala kungenkulumo engafanele, ngakho-ke qaphela ukuthi ungasebenzisi le nkulumo kaningi, hleze waziwa ngokuthi i-troll e-intanethi (ukuvuselela amandla amabi). Sebenzisa le nkulumo kancane, futhi kuphela lapho omunye umsebenzisi we-intanethi enza isimangalo esiqamba amanga noma esingamanga, futhi ungafakazela kalula.

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RL

RL - Real Life

Futhi: I-IRL - Ekuphileni Kwangempela

I-RL ne-IRL zisetshenziselwa ukukhomba impilo yomuntu ngaphandle kwengxoxo. Ukuxoxa ngekhompyutha ne-imeyli: I-RL ibhekisela empilweni kude nekhompiyutha, futhi le nkulumo ingeza ukunambitheka okuhlekisayo kule ncazelo.

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I-NVM

I-NVM - Ungacabangi

Futhi: I-NM - Ungalokothi Uqonde

Lesi sichazamazwi sisetshenziselwa ukusho ukuthi "sicela ungayinaki umbuzo wami wokugcina / amazwana", ngokuvamile ngoba umsebenzisi uthole impendulo ngemva kwemizuzwana ngemva kokuthumela umbuzo wangempela.

Isibonelo sokusetshenziswa kwe-NVM:

• (Umsebenzisi 1): Hhayi, ngishintsha kanjani ifoni yami ukukhombisa isithombe sakho uma ushayele?
• (Umsebenzisi 2): Ingabe ubuke kuzilungiselelo zohlu lokuxhumana?
• (Umsebenzisi 1): nvm, ngitholile! Kwakusekrinini lokugcina!

Okuningi "

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BFF

BFF - Abangane Abakhulu, Phakade

I-BFF iyindlela yokubhaliswa kwedayimani ekhulwini lama-21. I-BFF isetshenziselwa ukutshengiswa kwentombazane ye-tweenage ukuveza ukusebenzisana. I-BFF isetshenziselwa abesilisa ukuba bahlekise ngaleli gama eliyinhloko-lesifazane. Le nkulumo isetshenziselwa kokubili kwifomula noma i-lowercase format uma ifakwe ku-imeyili noma umlayezo osheshayo.

I-BFF inezifinyezo eziningi ezihlobene:

• I-BF (Isoka)
• I-GF (Intombi)

Ezinye izifinyezo ezivamile ezisetshenziselwa imiyalezo ye-intanethi zifaka:

• DW ( Mthandekazi othandekayo )
• I-DS ( iNdodana ethandekayo )
• DD ( Indodakazi ethandekayo )
• DH ( umyeni othandekayo )
• DB (Mfowethu othandekayo)

Okuningi "

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IIRC

IIRC - Uma Ngikhumbula Ngokufanele

IIRC isetshenziselwa ukuphendula umbuzo ongaqiniseki ngawo, noma uma ufuna ukwenza isiphakamiso esicacile lapho ungaqiniseki ngamaqiniso akho.

isib Umsebenzisi: I-Wikileaks imayelana nabalandeli be-government, iirc.

isib Umsebenzisi: i-IIRC, awukwazi ukuhambisa izintela zakho ku-intanethi ngaphandle kwekhodi ekhethekile oyitholayo ekuthunyelwe.

Okuningi "

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I-WRT

I-WRT - Ngokuhlonipha

Futhi: i-IRT - Ku-Regards kuya

I-WRT isetshenziselwa ukubhekisela esihlokweni esithile esixoxwe ngaso, ikakhulukazi iyasiza lapho ingxoxo ihamba ngezindlela ezahlukene, futhi umuntu ufuna ukugxila kwingxenye eyodwa yendaba.

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I-OTOH

I-OTOH - Kwesinye Isandla

"I-OTOH" iyinkulumo ethi "Ngenye Isandla". Isetshenziswa uma umuntu efuna ukubhala izinto ezinhlangothini zombili zempikiswano

"I-OTOH" ivame ukuphrinta yonke imidwebo, kodwa ingahunyushwa futhi ngokuthi "otoh". Zonke izinguqulo zisho into efanayo. Vele uqaphele ukuthi ungatheyipha yonke imisho ekukhuleni, ngoba lokho kubhekwa njengokumemeza okukhulu.

Isibonelo sokusetshenziswa kwe-OTOH:

• (umsebenzisi wokuqala :) Ngicabanga ukuthi kufanele uthenge leyo khompyutha entsha ye-i7. Umshini wakho wamanje usondeza.
• (umsebenzisi wesibili :) Umkami ungangibulala uma ngichitha u-2 omkhulu kukhompyutha entsha.
• (umsebenzisi wesibili, godu :) OTOH, angathanda umshini osheshayo endlini, uma ngingamthola ukuthi isofthiwe yokuklama yangaphakathi ihambe nayo.

Okuningi "

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I-ASL

I-ASL = Umbuzo: Ubudala bakho / Ubulili / Indawo?

I-ASL yimibuzo engavamile ejwayelekile ezindaweni ezingxoxweni ze-intanethi. Yindlela abasebenzisi abajwayele ukuzama ngayo ukukhomba ngokucacile uma ungumuntu noma owesifazane, futhi uma usezingeni lobudala.

I-A / S / L ivame ukupela nge-lowercase "a / s / l" noma i- "asl" ukuze kube lula ukuthayipha. Izinguqulo ezisezingeni eliphezulu neziphansi zisho into efanayo.

Kukhona i-subtext ebalulekile uma othile ekubuza i-ASL. Ngokuqinisekile funda kabanzi mayelana nemiphumela ye-ASL lapha .

Okuningi "

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WUT

I-WUT = 'yimuphi'

I-Wut yi-jargon yesimanje yokupelisela okuthi 'yikuphi'. Ngendlela efanayo ongayisebenzisa ngayo ukuthi 'yikuphi' engxoxweni yansuku zonke, 'wut' manje ingayifaka esikhundleni sokuthumela imiyalezo engahlelekile futhi ixoxe. Ungasebenzisa i-'wut 'njengombuzo, noma njengengxenye yesenzo senkulumo. Yebo, leli gama lenza othisha besiNgisi baphephe.

Izibonelo ze-wut njengendlela ebhaliwe :

• ' Wut akulungile ngani? u dont return izingcingo zami '
• ' Ufuna yini ukwenza tonite?'
• ' Angazi ukuthi uyaphila naye. yena wayefana nalokhu isonto lonke '
• ' Angiyikukwenza , uma nje kuhileleka ubhiya'
• 'uyaphakamisa?'

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I-IMHO (i-IMO)

I-IMHO - Ngombono Wami Wokuthobeka

Futhi: I-JMHO - I-Just My Humble Opinion

Futhi: I-IMO - Engqondweni yami

I-IMHO isetshenziselwa ukubonisa ukuthobeka ngesikhathi esisodwa ukwenza isiphakamiso noma ukuphikisana ingxoxo inthanethi. I-IMHO iphinde iphelelwe kuzo zonke izigcawu ezincane njenge-imho.

isib Umsebenzisi 1: IMHO, kufanele imoto encane isiliva esikhundleni sokubomvu.

isib Umsebenzisi 2: Abantu abaningi bacabanga ukuthi u-flake, kodwa u-IMHO, u-Lady Gaga ungumdlali onethalente kakhulu ohlinzeka ngomkhiqizo obambekayo.

Okuningi "

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PMFJI

I-PMFJI - Ngithethelele Ngokungena

Futhi: PMJI - Pardon My Jumping In

"I-PMFJI" i-"Ngithethelele Ngokwehla". Lokhu kuyi-shorthand ye-intanethi yokungena ngokukhululekile ingxoxo. I-PMFJI isetshenziswa kakhulu uma usendaweni evamile yokuxoxisana nabanye abantu abaningana, futhi ufisa ukufaka ngokuzithoba engxoxweni eyaqala ukuqhubeka ngaphandle kwakho.

I-PMFJI ingafakwa isipelingi kuwo wonke ama-lowercase noma konke okusemandleni; zombili izinguqulo zisho into efanayo. Qaphela nje ukuthi ungatheyipha yonke imisho kukho konke okusemandleni, hleze usolwa ngokumemeza ku-intanethi.

Okuningi "

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YMMV

I-YMMV - I-Mileage yakho ingase iguquke

Le nkulumo isetshenziselwa ukuthi 'imiphumela ihluke kuwo wonke umuntu'.

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MEGO

Amehlo ami agqamile

I-MEGO "isichazamazwi esithi" Amehlo Ami Agqamile Ngaphezulu. "Kuyindlela yokukhuluma ethi" lokhu kuyamangalisa ngempela "noma" nansi indlela ezobuchwepheshe ukuze umuntu anakekele ngempela. "

Isibonelo sokusetshenziswa kwe-MEGO:

• (umsebenzisi wokuqala :) Cha, ngoba lo mdlalo usebenzise uhlelo lwe-double-roll, isilinganiso sokugxila sithinta isilinganiso sokushaya ku-X (Y) *% isikhathi sokuphumula. Kuzodingeka uhlukanise lokho konke isikhathi sokulwa, okuvumela ukuba irekhodi ngalinye libe ngamaminithi angu-6 njalo ngemizuzwana engu-60.
• (umsebenzisi wesibili :) othandekayo unkulunkulu. MEGO!
• (wesithathu umsebenzisi :) ROFL! I-MEGO ilungile!

Okuningi "

36 kwangu-36

Amakhilikithi

'Amakhredithi' (avame ukubizwa ngokuthi '' ') indlela yendlela yokuthi' kungani kungekho muntu ophendula kimi lapha engxoxweni? '.

Ungasebenzisa le nkulumo uma ukhuluma engxoxweni yegeyimu noma iforamu le-intanethi, futhi ubuze umbuzo kodwa awukaze uzwe impendulo okwamanje.

Isibonelo samaKhilikithi:

• Umsebenzisi 1: 'Hhayi, ngingasebenzisa usizo. Angazi ukuthi ngingaya kuphi ukuphendula lesi sivivinyo esiseduze nomgwaqo wendiza ye-Stormheim '
• (ukuthula imizuzu emithathu)
• Umsebenzisi 1: ''
• Umsebenzisi wesi-2: 'sorry, ayengayifunda ingxoxo yombutho. ngicabanga ukuthi ubuyela emuva emuva eDalaran, hhayi eStormheim. '