Gcina ama-minion angasetshenziswa ngokuphepha kokuphepha kwe-tech-poemeter
Ingabe ulungele i-apocalypse ye-zombie?
Ngokuqinisekile kuzwakala kungenangqondo, kodwa ngisho ne-US Center For Disease Control manje inekhasi elinikezelwe ukulungiselela i-apocalypse ye-zombie. Ikhasi le-CDC lihlanganisa izinto okufanele ube nazo kunoma yiliphi inhlekelele kepha ungangeni ngqo ekuvikeleni ikhaya lakho. Yini umninikhaya okufanele akwenze?
Izinhlelo ze-alamu ngeke zimise ama-zombies
Ngenkathi uhlelo lwe-alarm ekhaya luhlanganisa kakhulu ukuhlelwa kwakho kokuphepha, ngeke kuvimbele i-zombie ukungena endlini yakho nokudla ngesikhathi sakho sobuchopho. Uhlelo lwe-alamu lungcono ukukwazisa amaphoyisa nomakhelwane bakho okungenzeka ukuthi sebephendulelwe waba yiZombies. Ngingathanda ukugcina ukuphuma ngaphandle kwendlu yami ngokuphelele kunokuba ngixwayiswe i-alamu ehlabayo njengoba bekulungele ukungidla.
Nginekhefu-ezinyangeni eziningana ezedlule lapho amasela (hhayi ama-zombies) ayenziwa nge-electronics. Kungenzeka ukuthi bangena endlini futhi bangena endlini engaphansi kwemizuzu engu-3-4. Bashaya emnyango oshonile, bathatha izinto ezithile, base behamba. Ukubambezeleka kokungena kwe-alamu abantu abaningi kungase kungakapheli ukubala phansi ngesikhathi lezi zigebengu zingaphakathi nokuphuma endlini yami.
Umcabango wakho wokuqala emva kokuphumula, ngemuva kokuthi uzuze ukuhlasela kokuqala komzwelo wobumfihlo yile: ngingakugcina kanjani lokhu ukuthi kungenzeki futhi? Umnyango wawuvaliwe futhi ufile. Uma ngifaka umnyango omusha, yini okumelwe ugcine othile ekukhaleni umnyango omusha wangiphinde angiphanga? Izinja zami ze-Shih Tzu azibonakali zingasebenzi kahle ngesikhathi sangaphambilini. Mhlawumbe bahole abaphangi lapho izinto ezibiza kakhulu futhi bebagibela umnyango lapho bephuma.
Ekucwaningweni kwami kokungena ngemuva, ngithole ukuthi izigebengu eziningi (kanye neZombies) azikhathazi ukuzama ukukhetha ukukhiya noma ukuphula ifasitela lakho, zivele zinikeze umnyango wakho owodwa noma ezimbili ukukhahlela okuqinile futhi uqhube i-deadbolt yakho emnyango wakho wesango . Simple, ephumelelayo, futhi esheshayo.
Ngakho yini ongayenza ukuze ugcine ama-Zombies (namasela) ekungeneni ekhaya lakho?
1. Amakhosi Wakho Okungabonakali
Uthando lukaZombie ukukhahlela izinto futhi usebenzise amandla amakhulu e-undead yabo kuzokwehlisa umnyango wakho. Ngangingafuni ukuthenga omunye umnyango ukuze ngibuye ngibuye futhi, ngakho ngenza enye i-Googling futhi ngathola umkhiqizo ovela kwi-Armor Concepts ebizwa ngokuthi i-Door Jamb Armor.
I-Door Jamb Armor ithengiswa ngamakethi aqala cishe ngo-R70- $ 100 emnyango futhi kufanele ahlehle ngokuphumelelayo umnyango wakho uma efakwe. Isebenza ngokuqinisa amaphuzu abuthakathaka emnyango njengenjambane, ama-hinges, kanye nendawo ezungeze ukukhiya. I-Armor Concepts inezinkinobho zokuzenzela futhi ingabe ifakwe ngesikhathi sokushintshwa komnyango noma i-retro-efakwe emnyango osevele usufakiwe.
Ukubheka amavidiyo we-Youtube ku-website yabo, i-Door Jamb Armor ibonakala isebenza njengekhangisiwe futhi iwaranti yabo ibonakala ibonisa ukuthi bazokhokha umshwalense wakho (kuze kube sezingeni elithile) uma umkhiqizo wabo uhluleka ukwenza umsebenzi (nakuba ngiyikho ungaqiniseki ukuthi iwaranti ihlanganisa ama-Zombies).
2. I-baseball bat-proof I-Windows yakho.
Zombili amasela kanye neZombies ezihlakaniphile bathanda ukungena ezindlini ngamabhantshi e-baseball. Uma bengakwazi ukungena ngomnyango wakho okukhethwa kukho okulandelayo iwindi. Uma indlu yakho injengeyami, cishe unamafasitela amaningi angase ahambe ukusuka phansi kuze kube selahleni njengoba kubonakala sengathi yindlela yokwakha izindlu kusukela 'ama-90s.
Kungenzeka futhi ukuthi ube namafasitela ohlangothini olukhanyayo ngasemnyango wakho wangaphambili. Ama-Windows ngasemnyango wangaphambili enza kube lula nakakhulu ukuthi umuntu aphule ngoba kufanele nje aphule i-pane encane yeglasi, futhi afinyelele ekuguquleni i-deadbolt. Ngaphandle kokuba une-deadbolt ye-double-cylinder ngaphandle kwesihluthulelo kuyo, bayongena kalula.
Ama-Windows alula kakhulu ukuwaphula. Sonke siyazi ukuthi iZombies azizwa ubuhlungu ngakho ngeke zikhathazeke uma zigcwala ingilazi ephukile. Ngenhlanhla, i-ACE Security Laminates 400 ikhona nje okudingayo. I-ACE yenza lokho okubizwa ngokuthi i-Security Laminate ebonakala njengefilimu yokuqopha iwindi, kepha kaningi kunamandla kakhulu. I-laminate yokuphepha ifakwe ngaphezulu kwezingqimba zakho zefasitela ekhona futhi cishe ayibonakali uma ihlanganiswe nengilazi.
I-version "yokumelana nomgogodla" ye-laminate yokuphepha kufanele inikeze isivikelo esikhulu ngokumelene neZombies, kodwa ngenxa ye-ultra-paranoid, i-ACE nayo yenza izinhlamvu zamabhomu kanye nezimo zokuvimbela amabhomu. Bheka phezulu "I-Ace Security Laminates" ku-YouTube ukuze ubone ukuthi amafasitela abo avikelwe ngokuphepha aphikisana nezibhamu, amantombazane, izintatheli zezindaba kanye nazo zonke izinhlobo zezinye izinto.
Ama-Zombies angakhonsa amakhanda abo namahlombe kumafasitela akho avikelekile aphethwe ngamakhasimende izinsuku futhi amafasitela akho azobe esabamba ngaphandle kokuphula. Ungakwazi ukufaka i-laminate ngokusemthethweni noma ungathenga i-kit ye-DIY cishe ngama-dollar ayi-500 US okufanele afake amafasitela amaningi ekhaya elilinganiselwe.
Kukhona futhi inguqulo yefilimu etholakalayo yokufaka kumafasiteleni emoto yakho ukuze usize ukuvimbela ukuphangwa kwe-zombie.
3. Susa Izindawo Zengcebo Zokufihla Zombie
Amanye ama-Zombies angase ahlele i-saunter eduze kwegceke lakho, kodwa abanye bangase bafihle ngemuva kwesibhakabhaka. Gcina amahlumela nezihlahla ezinqanyelwe phansi ezungeze amafasitela neminyango. Engeza izindawo ze-landscape ukuze ugcine kahle ikhaya lakho ebusuku. Engeza ukukhanya kokuthola ukukhanya kumaphakheji wakho, imoto yezimoto, nezindawo zegaraji.
Uma ulalela iseluleko ngenhla, ngethemba ukuthi i-zombie izoqhubeka futhi ifune indlu elula ukungena. Mane ukhumbule, i-ounce yokuvimbela manje ingase izuze iphawundi yenyama kamuva. Hlala nazo zonke iziqhumane zamuva zombie nezindaba ezihlobene ne-zombie ngokuvakashela iwebhusayithi ye-Zombie Research Society.