Abangani bakho be-Techie Bacabange ukuthi Uyisiphukuphuku Uma Bakutshela Noma Kuphi Lokhu
Uke wezwa ngephutha lomsebenzisi ? Kuyindlela esemthethweni yokuthi ikhompyutha yakho, ifoni, noma amanye amadivaysi abonakala enenkinga akuyona imbangela yenkinga ... ukhona .
Ake sithi uthenge izikhulumi zangaphandle ze-laptop yakho, uzixhuma, futhi azisebenzi. Kunenkinga yangempela uma wenze konke okulungile, kodwa kuyiphutha lomsebenzisi uma uqhubeka uwafaka emgqonyeni we-microphone esikhundleni se-headphone jack.
Ngamanye amazwi, iphutha lomsebenzisi yi-tech-khuluma ngephutha, futhi sonke sizenza. Uma sicabanga ukuthi ubuchwepheshe bethu buyinkimbinkimbi kangakanani, akumangazi ukuthi amaphutha amaningi anziwe ngamakhompyutha ethu, ama-smartphones, amanethiwekhi omkhaya ... uyabiza.
Ngeshwa, umngane wakho we-techie ohloniphekile, i-IT isiza i-desk agent, noma i-tech support rep, ngezikhathi ezithile, izisebenzise ulwazi lwakhe lokungabi nolwazi lwakho ukujabulisa amanye amaphutha wakho omsebenzisi.
Ngeke ukwazi umehluko kumagazini we-EEOC, HAL, noma we-ID-10T, kodwa u-oceli ocela usizo kusuka ku-do ... futhi uyazi ukuthi awukho. Enye yaleyo yinkinga yangempela, kanti enye eminye ayizona izindlela ezinhle-zokuhlekisa ngawe ngaphandle kokwazi!
Nasi uhlu olunzulu lwezingqungquthela zalokho okukhulunywayo okukhulumayo okushoyo ngempela ukuthi ufuna ukukusho: ungumuntu we-idiot .
I-ID-10T: Iphutha "I-IDIOT"
Kulungile - lena iya ngqo enhliziyweni yayo.
Kuthiwa njenge- eye-dee-ten tee , lena "intandokazi endala" phakathi kwe-tech-savvy.
Iphuma emlimini bese izwakala njengokwemthethweni njenganoma yimuphi omunye umlomo wekhompiyutha ongase uzwe.
"Hey Bob! Yebo, lokho kukhishwa ngegundane lakho kuzwakale njengephutha le-ID-10T. Zama ukungena esikhumulweni esifanele bese ubona ukuthi lokho kusiza."Umlutha we-ID-10T usufinyelele endaweni yokusetshenziswa okuvamile. Cabanga ngokwakho inhlanhla uma ungakaze uqondiswe kuwe okwamanje.
I-PEBKAC: Inkinga ikhona phakathi kwekhibhodi nesihlalo
Umngane wakho we-techie uhlekisa kakhulu, akunjalo? Yeka ukuthi ubuciko bokukhipha imvelaphi yenkinga kuwe!
Leli livame ukukhulunywa njengegama, elibizwa ngokuthi i- peb-kak . Ngokuvamile kunalokho, ngiyabona i-PEBKAC ikhiphe ngaphakathi phakathi kwamaqembu asekela tech ukuze ngabe awuke uzizwe wena ngokwakho.
"Ngifunga ... lutho ngaphandle kwamakholi we-PEBKAC namuhla."Ngezinye izikhathi uzobona lokhu njengo-PEBCAK (ukususa isihlalo nekhibhodi ). Ngezinye izikhathi uzobona ikhompuyutha noma uqaphele ukushintshwa kwekhibhodi , okwenza zonke izinhlobo zokuhluka kulolu hlobo, njenge-PEBCAC noma i-PEBMAC.
I-PICNIC iyinhlangano ehlobene nami ngiyibona kaningi lezi zinsuku, mhlawumbe ngoba kulula ukuyikhumbula. Lokhu kumelela Inkinga NgoSihlalo Akunakho Kwikhompyutha .
I-EEOC: Izinsiza zokusebenza ezidlula amandla oMphathi
Lokhu kuzwakalisa ukuhlakanipha kangangokuthi cishe akusho ukuthi kusho.
"Bheka, sizame konke, ngicabanga ukuthi yi-EEOC kuphela. Anginakuningi engingakwenzela khona."Okushiwo lapha kuhle kakhulu: awukho smart ngokwanele ukusebenzisa noma yini enenkinga nayo.
I-RTFM: Funda i-Freaking Manual
Le yinto engcono kakhulu yokuphendula ngentukuthelo kunesitatimende mayelana nokuhlakanipha kwakho.
"Inkinga enesithakazelo ... izwakala sengathi udinga i-RTFM!"Le technoinsult ethile inehlukahluka engxenyeni ye- 'F' engingeke ngiphinde ngiyipela.
Ikhodi 18: Inkinga Iyishumi Nesishiyagalolunye "Suka Esikrinini
Enye ihlaya "eliseduze" lapha.
"Angazi ukuthi yini enye okumelwe ikutshele yona. Kumele kube yi-Code 18, engingenayo lutho engingayenza."Inguqulo ye-metric yale nhlaya i- Code 40 noma i- Error 40 , ngakho-ke ungavumeli umngani wakho wamasentimitha-usebenzisa abangane bakho.
Sicela wazi, noma kunjalo, ukuthi kukhona empeleni iphutha le-Code 18 ongase uzibonele - ikhodi yephutha leMenenja yedivayisi . Cha, akusiyo ama-Bill Gates akunika isikhathi esinzima - kusho ukuthi udinga ukubuyisela abashayeli bedivaysi kunoma yikuphi i- hardware oyibona kuMphathi weDivaysi .
Isendlalelo 8: Nguwe
Imodeli ye-OSI iyindlela yokubheka ukuthi izinhlelo ze-computer zixhumana kanjani. Umbhede "ojulile" yiLala 1 , ungqimba ongokwenyama , futhi uphela kuLuhlu lwama- 7 , isendlalelo sohlelo lokusebenza - lowo mina nawe engithintana naye.
Uma uletha imodeli ye-OSI kancane kancane, uthola I-Layer 8 (wena), I-Layer 9 (inhlangano yakho), no-Layer 10 (uhulumeni wakho).
"Ngibuke inkinga yakho kusuka kuwo wonke ama-angle futhi nginqume ukuba yi-Layer 8."Lokhu ngokuqinisekile kuyinye yezindlela zokuziphatha ezihlambalazayo zokuthuka noma ubani ngaphandle kwe-IT degree.
Iphutha Lomsebenzisi Lomningi Amahlaya
Nasi uhlu oluningi lwamakhohlisi womsebenzisi wephutha, ikakhulukazi ukuze uthole isithenjwa sakho ukuze uphendule ngokufanele, kepha ake siqiniseke ... ngezinye izikhathi kumnandi ukuzijabulisa, futhi.
| I-1K Buffer | Ibonisa amandla aphansi okufunda (1K amancane) |
| I-C2K | Sihlalo 2 inkinga yekhibhodi |
| I-CBE | Iphutha elisuselwe ku-Carbon |
| Ikhodi 18 | Inkinga i-18 "kude nesibuko |
| I-EBCAC | Iphutha phakathi kwekhompyutha noSihlalo |
| I-EBK | Iphutha nge-Keyboard |
| I-EEOC | Izinsiza ezidlula ukukwazi ukusebenza kwe-Operator |
| ESO | Izinsimbi ezinzima kakhulu kune-Operator |
| Iphutha le-HKI | Iphutha lesipikha somsebenzisi sekhibhodi |
| Iphutha le-I / O | Iphutha le-Operator elingaziwa (kusuka ku-I-legit Input / Iphutha lokuPhuma) |
| Iphutha le-ID-10T | Iphutha "le-IDIOT" |
| Isendlalelo 8 | Uyi-Layer 8 kumodeli we-OSI |
| OHE | Iphutha le-Operator Headspace |
| I-PEBKAC | Inkinga ikhona phakathi kwekhibhodi neSihlalo |
| I-PICNIC | Inkinga KuSihlalo Akunakho Kwikhompyutha |
| I-RCSO | Qala kabusha ikhompyutha, Operator Slap |
| RTFM | Funda i-Freaking Manual |
| TSTO | Iziphukuphuku Ukusebenza |
| UPI | Issue Isingeniso Umsebenzisi |
Ngenkathi kungekho muntu ofanelwe ukuthi abe neyodwa "yamahlaya" angenhla aphonswe kuwo, kukhona izinto eziningi ongayenza ukuze wenze lokhu kusebenzisana nokusekelwa kwe-tech, noma ngisho nomngani wakho we-smarty-bantsana, okuphumelele kakhulu.
Bheka Indlela Yokukhuluma Ngokwesekwa kwe-Tech kukho konke okudingeka ukwazi.